prepare for shallowness

a rainy day off means crying over friday night lights and being able to tune in to a rachel zoe project marathon. sigh. i'll take it.

i think that being able to shop like liv tyler would be ideal. Rachel could pick out all these clothes in my perfect size and style and then i could just pick what i liked without having to do the math of how much each item is vs. how much is in my bank account. not only that, but a gay guy could gush over how fierce i looked in every piece. talk about a self esteem booster. maybe one day when i strike it rich. and famous. cause you know, that's what normally happens to pastors' wives.

nightmares

before you let your eyes scan down the page, please know that i love each and every one of you. why do you need to keep that in mind? because what you're about to see may give you nightmares (like it gave me).

there are, of course, a million things to talk about when it comes to the VMA's last night. the only one i have time to address right now is the image that crept right into my zombie fighting dream last night. lady gaga in her acceptance speech outfit. what about it is so so creepy? it literally makes me feel uneasy to look at. here it is. . . .


yeah, i'm sorry.

unexpected glee

So today i had this one hour break in meeting people to eat food, and at first i was really disappointed that i couldn't fill it with a couple of the things that, at the time, felt like the HAD To be done. then i remembered. i have glee on my dvr. and i have a couch. done. all of a sudden being time efficient seems much less important.

our future offspring

With any luck, this is how our future offspring will turn out. Long live the Huenschhold.