strong nor'easters

today, i would like to move to maine. or maybe massachusetts. really anywhere that i could live in a cute little new england house with painted shingles. once there we (because you all would come with me) would eat lemon basil pasta with crab that we caught ourselves and sit on the porch drinking wine and wearing light jackets - because in the northeast there isn't a heat index of 105 degrees like there is here. wouldn't that be so lovely?