how come i never. . . .

1. cook low fat appetizers for girl parties? i'm sure that somewhere out there is a GOOD appetizer that doesn't include a whole block of cream cheese or a cup of mayo.

2. use the tiny little video camera that i own to record how funny me and my friends are?

3. eat the greek yogurt i continue to buy because i think it's cool? maybe the better question is: why do i keep buying it?

4. take my two pint glasses of change to the bank to get that cizash. they are just taking up space.

5. write whole posts on how awesome my husband is? (um, because that would be cheesy and sappy, and i'm not that into it. still, he is that awesome.)

Well, that's it for now. Signing off:

Emily